Joke of the day

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read:

'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he gave the donkey to the
queen.

The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The king fainted....

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS
FOR $10"
The queen fainted...

The next day king ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it in jungle.

The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!

Thats Media...!!!