FaceBook People

1) The "Rooster" – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day. 

2) The "Lurker" – Never posts or comments on ur post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public. 

3) The "Hyena" – Doesn't ever really say 
anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything. 

4) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has 4,367 friends for NO reason! 

5) The "Gamer" – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY. 

6) The "Cynic" – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates. 

7) The "Collector" – Never posts anything either, but joins every 
group and becomes fans of the most random stuff. 

8)The "Promoter" – Always sends event 
invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore. 

9) The "Liker" – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the "like" button. 

10) "Drama Queen/ King" – This person 
always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but then they never finish telling the story. 

11) The "News" – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, 

12) The "Thief" – Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one. :) 

Ways To Keep A Relationship Working

15 Ways To Keep A Relationship Working...

1. Love each other
2. Don’t lie
3. Keep communication open
4. Stay sweet
5. When you get hurt just forgive and forget
6. Never talk about break-ups
7. Never say it’s okay even when it’s not
8. Forget about “pride”
9. If you say sorry mean it
10. Don’t compare your past with your present
11. Don’t talk about your stupid ex’s
12. Give and take process
13. Beware of his/her feelings
14. When you had a fight, don’t let the day pass
15. Don’t be the perfect one, be the right one

funny internet sayings

• Home is where you hang your @.
• The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
• A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
• You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
• Great groups from little icons grow.
• Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
• C: is the root of all directories.
• Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
• Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
• The modem is the message.
• Too many clicks spoil the browse.
• The geek shall inherit the earth.
• A chat has nine lives.
• Don’t byte off more than you can view.
• Fax is stranger than fiction.
• What boots up must come down.
• Windows will never cease.
• Virtual reality is its own reward.
• Modulation in all things.
• A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
• There’s no place like home.com.
• Know what to expect before you connect.
• Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

what social media technology has done for humanity - We are all alone, together