Joke of the day

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read:

'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he gave the donkey to the
queen.

The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The king fainted....

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS
FOR $10"
The queen fainted...

The next day king ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it in jungle.

The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!

Thats Media...!!!

Funny Modern Quotes

*If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 
* Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 
* Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away, he'll be barefoot, and you’ll have his shoes. 
* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 
* A closed mouth gathers no feet. 
* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 
* Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 
* Well-endowed women of a certain age find that going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of their faces.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 
* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
* Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. 
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 
* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
* Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 
* No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 
* If I were in your shoes, my feet would probably hurt.